(Source: cee-tallis)
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MAKE OUT LIKE YOU NEVER SIGNALLED AND DIDN’T SHOULDER CHECK
AND I DON’T REALLY SPEED THAT MUCH
BUT YOU DRIVE LIKE SUCH AN ASSHOLE SO YOU SHOULD TAKE THE BUSOH MY GOD
(Source: pat-attack)
Justin pretty much nearly shit his pants playing Silent Hill 2.
I’ve never laughed so hard in my life.
Tom Hiddleston reading Shakespeare Sonnet 130
My mistress’ eyes are nothing like the sun;
Coral is far more red than her lips’ red;
If snow be white, why then her breasts are dun;
If hairs be wires, black wires grow on her head.
I have seen roses damask’d, red and white,
But no such roses see I in her cheeks;
And in some perfumes is there more delight
Than in the breath that from my mistress reeks.
I love to hear her speak, yet well I know
That music hath a far more pleasing sound;
I grant I never saw a goddess go;
My mistress, when she walks, treads on the ground:
And yet, by heaven, I think my love as rare
As any she belied with false compare.
BITE ME ALIEN BOY
(Source: kamero-gomez)
I created a same sex marriage map:
-black: ban on same sex marriage
-translucent flag: civil unions or domestic partnerships for same sex couples
-opaque flag: marriage equality
I never realized it was this bad!
That’s awfully shitty.
and now I’m sad